Funny Quotes / Friends

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.