Funny Quotes / Friends

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.