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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

Friendship is being equally annoying.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

All the best people are crazy.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.