Funny Quotes / Friends

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

All the best people are crazy.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।