Funny Quotes / Friends

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.