Funny Quotes / Friends

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Our craziness made us best friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

All the best people are crazy.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.