Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friendship is the key to everything

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.