Funny Quotes / Friends

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends are our chosen family.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.