Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friends are our chosen family.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

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फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।