Funny Quotes / Friends

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.