Funny Quotes / Friends

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.