Funny Quotes / Friends

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

All the best people are crazy.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friends are our chosen family.