Funny Quotes / Friends

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.