Funny Quotes / Friends

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Our craziness made us best friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.