Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

All the best people are crazy.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.