Funny Quotes / Friends

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends are our chosen family.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.