Funny Quotes / Friends

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

All the best people are crazy.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.