Funny Quotes / Friends

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।