Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends are our chosen family.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।