Funny Quotes / Friends

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.