Funny Quotes / Friends

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.