Funny Quotes / Friends

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.