Funny Quotes / Friends

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends are our chosen family.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।