Funny Quotes / Friends

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।