Funny Quotes / Friends

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Our craziness made us best friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!