Funny Quotes / Friends

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

All the best people are crazy.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.