Funny Quotes / Friends

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।