Funny Quotes / Friends

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.