Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Our craziness made us best friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.