Funny Quotes / Friends

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.