Funny Quotes / Friends

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends are our chosen family.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।