Funny Quotes / Friends

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.