Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friends are our chosen family.