Funny Quotes / Friends

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends are our chosen family.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

All the best people are crazy.