Funny Quotes / Friends

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friendship is the key to everything

Happiness is having crazy friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.