Funny Quotes / Friends

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

All the best people are crazy.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends are our chosen family.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.