Funny Quotes / Friends

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.