Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friendship is the key to everything

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.