Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is the key to everything

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friends are our chosen family.

All the best people are crazy.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.