Funny Quotes / Friends

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.