Funny Quotes / Friends

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

All the best people are crazy.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.