Funny Quotes / Friends

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.