Funny Quotes / Friends

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.