Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

All the best people are crazy.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.