Funny Quotes / Friends

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Our craziness made us best friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.