Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.