Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.