Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

All the best people are crazy.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.