Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

All the best people are crazy.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.