Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.